MICHAEL DEAN’S BIRTHDAY PODCAST EXTRAVAGANZA

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi celebrate Michael’s 47th birthday by podcasting! They talk about Rand Paul single handedly attempting to take down the Patriot Act to protect against national gun registration and more, how to get your girlfriend or wife to like guns, government-mandated black boxes for cars, inequities in concealed pistol licenses (map), Tasers: the modern day whip (and the video of Neema getting tazed), Glock grip compartment plugs, how Nanny Statism is just updated “the white man’s burden“, how the KKK were Democrats,  another line in the sand: USDA fines Missouri family $90k for selling a few rabbits without a license, being told by a cop “You look like Al Qaeda”, where you can carry a gun and where you can’t, smoking bans, Jim Goad’s The Redneck Manifesto, Boston T. Party’s Boston’s Gun Bible, Texas’ “drinking while brown” laws, and how SWAT raids are the new “perp walk.” Then we hear a Right Arm of Wyoming song written and sung by Michael Dean, “Single Crackling Blue Flash.” Lyrics here:

All my dreams
And all my schemes
any chance
to use my things,
all the moments with my wife
all the cats I’ve had in life
gone from me in an instant.

All my family
All my friends
All my data.

The skies will end
in an instant.

All my skills and
All my bills

Autumn trees crackle barren
stunning sunsets
stolen kisses
hits and misses
love and fame and

all my books and all my notes and
all the junk I ever wrote

Doesn’t matter, I carry on
I’m too alive not to,
Even after my heart stops beating.

Everything gone in a single crackling blue flash
It’s all gone
But I carry on
You’ll carry on
We’ll carry on.

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KILLING BROWN PEOPLE GOES GREEN

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about how the U.S. is now KILLING BROWN PEOPLE in an eco-friendly way, how the love of government is SO SQUARE, Arnold’s love child, how the “government’s here to help you”, why you should defend freedoms that don’t affect you even if it’s smoking “spice”, How raping the 4th Amendment will get cops killed, How Wyoming may pass a “freedom amendment” to enforce CHRISTIAN SHARIA,  why Ron Paul NOT is pandering to the base, Ted Nugent sings about banging chicks with Mike Huckabee on crappy bass, NEGATIVE RIGHTS, GOOD. POSITIVE RIGHTS, BAD, Rap music from the 60s and 70s:  Gil Scott-Heron‘s “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”, The Last Poets’ songs “When the When the Revolution Comes” and  “Wake Up Niggers“, and Grandmaster Flash’s “The Message” and why Monsanto is government-enabled corporatism not good pure capitalism. Then they wonder “when did the conservatives steal rock ‘n’ roll?”, they declare U.S. OUT OF MY SOCKET and OUT OF MY POCKET!, discuss “how many politicians does it take to change everyone’s light bulb?”, and introduce their new upbeat weekly segment: FREEDOM FIX!

 

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NON-VOTING ANARCHISTS FOR RON PAUL

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss Ron Paul’s stance on legalizing heroin, and if libertarians believe in selling heroin to minors in vending machines. N and M explain their libertarian blueprint for perfect immigration reform, how Obama (and all politicians except Ron Paul) want to maintain the state’s monopoly on violence, the mass arrests and tear gas and sound weapons used against peaceful Illinois students, how to forecast tyranny, “Liberator Pistols” (and their use on the Bomb CD artwork), “The socialist WE”, Barbara Boxer’s evil bill to make shall-issue CCW may-issue nationwide, governments casting the net for loyalty oaths, the new “voluntary” self-bugging system for cell phones, Wyoming’s excellent lack of psychiatry, and the new video of Neema saying goodbye to Wyoming.

 

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LET THEM EAT NEUTERED GUNS

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about the USA’s killing of Osama, the UK’s love of neutered guns, why you should never talk to the police, how more statism makes any population more violent and thuggish, soccer hooliganism, how the government makes women cry, how government central planning gets people killed, Australia’s gun restrictions, problems with mandatory ballistic fingerprinting, how the FDA protects corporate milk producers by going after small Amish family farms, the half-measures of beltway libertarians, how ALL governments are immoral, Bahrain’s tyranny on doctors, pacifism and the TV show MASH, why Michael is afraid of his own music, the joy of the Mosin Nagant, the hypocrisy of calling a tax prep company “Liberty”, more on how governments are like abusive spouses, how citizens have Stockholm Syndrome, how the DARE Program turns kids into junior Soviet-style spies, why Michael doesn’t use hookers, art as propaganda, and how “Voting for less gov is like f**king for better celibacy.” Then we hear a Right Arm of Wyoming song called “GOVERNMENT IS A COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION.”

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GOVERNMENTS ARE LIKE ABUSIVE SPOUSES

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi explain why ALL governments are like abusive spouses. They yack about so-called “voluntary” taxes, about how Iran wants to ban dogs, they joys of anarchistic free schools like Summerhill, libertarian anti-utopia Demolition Man, how Indian reservations are technically sovereign nations but still on the gub’mint teat, and then discuss a really bad cop / politician who killed his neighbor over a dog, and how Michigan police are shredding the Fourth Amendment, how governments are insecure despite all their “power”, and why half-measures and single-issue activism will never work, and what WILL work. Then Neema drops a mad new rap about freedom.

AND HEY! WE NOW HAVE FREEDOM FEENS T-SHIRTS!

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