Monthly Archives: September 2011

WALK SOFTLY AND CARRY A GUN


Michael W. Dean spends his fifth wedding anniversary with his wonderful wife in the room while Michael tells Neema Vedadi the secrets to a happy marriage. Then Michael and Neema discuss how there’s just so much damn tyranny, they can’t keep up, information overload, Future Shock, Tyranny Shock, medical marijuana card holders prohibited from buying guns and ammunition while the gub’ming says pot has no medical use while at the same time Uncle Sam provides pot for some patients; why people keep calling Michael and Neema “true patriots”, the wonders of the TV show “Arrested Development”, how Ron Paul on the Daily Show helped finally drive Michael from minarchist to full-on anarchist, sun setting laws, the joys of starting a rumor that the game “Farmville” is a UN plot for Agenda 21, some leftie saying the “Guns and Weed” movie changed their tune on guns, gun books for kids,  Gould, Arkansas moves to ban free speech in private homes,  how if Texas is gonna pay tax money to murder you, they should at least buy you dinner, Metal Gear Solid 4 vs. Pong, Dead Kennedys and how much they rock, what it means to be an “incrementalist panarchist voluntaryist opt-in minarchist libertarian”, Horizontal Liberation, using the term “private world” for non-gov LibPar, how the government turned Michael’s teeth black, and why we’re posting Michael’s dental records above so he can be identified if droned for doing Freedom Feens.

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TAKE A HIPPIE SHOOTING. WIN A DIGITAL CAMERA

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about the wonders of taking people shooting and teaching them about guns. Then they talk nerd talk about XML Shareable Playlist Format, how “love it or leave it” is a social contract, how THE Social Contract is slavery, Neema’s love of electronic cigarettes and governments’ attempts to ban them, how poverty is the new military draft, FEMA’s response to a satellite falling on us,  Post Office failures, Record-low SAT scores despite more and more money spent on education, Michael giving a talk called “I Remember when Sex Was Safe and Music Was Dangerous” this Saturday, September 24th at 4 PM New York time at the online Agora I/O un-conference which also includes Stefan Molyneux, Larken Rose, MamaLiberty, and George Donnelly; where to buy Time’s up! flags, the 6 weapons the police and military will be using against you, the war on birds, how to pick out a digital camera, how Michael’s music was called “terrorist rock” by Democratic Underground, how public nudity is now legal in San Francisco but of course it’s still regulated, and the gay gun owner’s organization, The Pink Pistols.

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C.A.T.M.U.F. T-shirts and merchandise

T-shirts and merchandise for fake pill, Complyacin

In response to a fan request from Rick Jones, Freedom Feens is now offering an array of Complyacin T-shirts, mouse pads, infant tees, maternity shirts, iPod covers, heart-shaped lockets, dream journals, shot glasses, and much much more.

Get ‘em here!: http://www.cafepress.com/complyacin

(If you don’t know what Complyacin is, listen to our fake radio ad, here.)

You can still get Freedom Feens merch, here.

and Guns and Weed movie merch, here.

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We also now have T-shirts and merchandise for CATMUF (Citizens Against Too Much Unfettered Freedom), a reference to our fake radio add, “The Joys Of Expanding the Government.”

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MODERATES ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK EVERYTHING SHOULD BE A LITTLE BIT ILLEGAL

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about how anywhere you can’t legally carry a gun isn’t really America, girding your loins, Panarchy, statists who hate Freedom Feens and its new series of statist ads, Frank Luntz, the WordPress stats plugin WassUp, OG libertarian writer Claire Wolfe, wealth production, the kid’s book about pot, Ron Paul on GOP Debates, Incrementalism, people saying “time’s up“, the Feen behind the Scenes, the broken window guy, hippies who declaw their cats, American soldier shoots BBC journalist 11 times, US boots on the ground in Libya, Prozac and fluoride, and HOW WE RECORD THE BEST-SOUNDING PODCAST IN THE WORLD.

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THE JOYS OF EXPANDING THE GOVERNMENT, radio ad

Short radio ad on the joys of growing the government. From the PAC (of sheep) Citizens Against Too Much Unfettered Freedom.

Written by Michael W. Dean, Debra Jean Dean and Neema Vedadi. Voiced by Debra Jean Dean and Michael W. Dean. Produced and engineered by Michael W. Dean.

Dedicated to Frank Luntz.

From the Freedom Feens podcast.

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THE FREEDOM FEENS JOBS PLAN AND 9/11 REPORT

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about the REAL way to create jobs, how to inoculate yourself against all the blood-dripping pseudo-patriotic “9/11 porn” cramming the TV programming this week,  Eleutherophobia (Fear Of Freedom), how the Complyacin ad came to be, FEMA turning away local volunteer firefighters, Obama’s anti-jobs plan and Gibson Guitars, how Ron Paul isn’t even the same species as the Republitrons, the woman being sued by TSA agent who ALLEGEDLY fondled the inside of her vagina, how the Media being in bed with the gub’mint goes all the way back to the birth of the movie industryLibyan rebel leaders al Qaida ties, how we will probably have people unsubscribing over this, but I’m not  LIHOP (“Let it happen on purpose”) OR MIHOP (“Made it happen on purpose”)” but more like HPTLTIH (“had policies that lead to it happening”), the government now saying “your Federal Family” instead of “government” (because they know “government” has become a dirty word), why many US schools are giving students “free” iPads, the great security utility File Shredder, the illegal wonder drug Ibogaine, Breaking the pay wall, why psyche meds can make people suicidal, how the Red Herring Argument is also a common literary device in TV writing, the Wrong Direction fallacy, the movie: Enron, the Smartest Guys in the Room and how Enron is NOT how things would work in a truly free market!

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NEW DRUG CURES INDEPENDENT THOUGHT

Short comedy radio ad for fake drug COMPLYACIN that cures children of independent thought, creativity and talking about Ron Paul.

Written by Neema Vedadi, Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean. Voices: Debra Jean Dean and Michael W. Dean. Engineered by Michael W. Dean. Music: “I Own Me” by Neema V., “Morning Mood” by Edvard Grieg.

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YOU’LL GET MY GUITAR WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about the military’s new “Don’t Fart, Don’t Tell” policy, why there are no parking meters in Wyoming, Michelle Bachmann’s vision of a world without porn, why something is beeping in my house, why corporations are NOT the problem, how the Gub’mint is like a dinosaur, delivering “GUNS AND WEED” for manufacture, the movie “Thank You For Smoking”, Straw Man Arguments, Red Herring Arguments, The Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy, and the first installment in a new segment called “Fallacies Today”, shell games at the ATF,  court upholds ‘citizen’s right’ to film cops, why same-sex cats hump each other, why cats fight, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, how to make a great-sounding podcast, The Rosetta Stone and taxes,  and how guitar grabbers from the EPA have musicians scared as hell.

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