Monthly Archives: December 2012

Freedom Feens, bitches!

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The Right Honourable Neema Vedadi and Sir Michael Wareham Dean drop mad science about “guns for weed” statism, new word for square statism = BORING, COINTELPRO, FEMA guillotines?, White Rose, why does the government have to tell you things your parents should have told you?, more statist auto-correct mishaps: minarchist switches to monarchist, Neema and Michael say they love each other (no homo), why we need drug shows as well as gun shows, a logical fallacy in a Dead Kennedys lyric, Worms Turn Metal Into Semiconductors, and Senate extends warrantless wiretapping under FISA…..

….but there is a solution: How to Do Encrypted, Off-The-Record Instant Messenger With Pidgin

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Make Love Not Law

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Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss how to do encrypted instant messenger (tutorial here), is FEAR good for the government?, law is over if you want, Diane Feinstein on her concealed carry permit, why gun grabbers say “let them eat cake!”, what a Worm Wrangler is, more funny statist auto-corrected mishaps, saying “statist” for ANYTHING that’s bad or square, Neema’s new SM58 microphone, Ass Sunscreen on the Second Amendment, and state speech is hate speech.

Then the Feens read from their glossary, to put it on record for the ages.

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A Very Feens Family Christmas

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Neema Vedadi visits his family and has his mother and his younger brother Knight join the cast. Michael has DJ join on his end. Spirits are high as the Feens families talk about why The Family unit is a threat to the State, why Texas and Wyoming WILL NOT DISARM, how schools are prisons, Appeasement, the unintended consequences of adding more gun laws, and the joys of saying “WELL F————– YOU!” to illegitimate authority.

Neema being tazed:

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Statists: They Hate Us For Our Freedoms

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Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss the production of the song and video “A gun for everyone (except the government)”, Sandy Hook shooter exposed as false flag?, Obama flipping the bird at America, draconian lawgivers, ammo sales in cash, dehumidifiers and ammo,  recycling in LibPar, SPLC Demonizes ‘Anarcho-Capitalists’ and ‘Voluntaryists‘, the (A)sexual movie, and RACCOONS are the new squirrels!

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Neema Vedadi’s Christmas Gift to the World

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A Gun for Everyone (except for government)

Lyrics:

Chorus:
A gun for everyone
A gun for everyone
Listen up son, we need a gun for everyone
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Feens Episode 150 – Last Freedom Feens Episode Ever!

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Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi barely get through 45 minutes of what is usually a two-hour show. Seems the Central Scrutinizer conspired with Loki and the Mayans to make sure that the podcast the day before the end of the world didn’t get finished. The Feens TRY to talk about what to do when “the man” comes for your guns, the unintended consequences of gun control and gun confiscation, a really cool Grandpa Simpson liberty cast, and the sixties radical concept (that we don’t like) of “Bring the war home.”

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I Felt Like God Hurling Thunderbolts From Afar

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Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about the article in Der Spiegel where they interview some drone pilots, the really badly named blog “anarchist soccer mom“, how statists want grandma to get beat up and kids to get felt up, what to do (or even ask) about school shootings, and then they discuss the Feens glossary for future generations.

Feen fan photo, Guns and Spoons, the road to freedom:

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Ben Quaker Asks “Is Hillary Clinton Really a Robot?”

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Neema Vedadi is kidnapped by the Central Scruitinizer, so Ben Stone from the Bad Quaker podcast sits in. Michael W. Dean eats Mrs. Dean’s Ginger-Toffee White Trash Cookies while Ben talks about the Orwellian named Cross-Sector Digital Identity Initiative to Increase Data Security While Preserving Privacy, how the Fiscal Cliff is gonna take our guns away, is Hillary a robot?, Obama’s crocodile tears, Obama AND Bush have both killed far more than 20 kids with drones, Anacapa Island,  how #WeCantBeFriendsIf you the defend immoral actions of government like you’re defending your mother, and the Futuristic handcuffs would administer shocks and drugs.

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The Feens: A Gift to the Future

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Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about atheists at Christmas, future-proof recording, why Howard Stern is NOT a libertarian, Israel’s statist gun laws, the awesome movie Uprising about the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, tobacco taxes and liberty, 1-bit future-proof recording, will podcasting be around in 100 years?, the problem with syndicalist anarchists, Drug Smugglers Shoot Drugs Across Border With Cannon, Claire Wolfe’s post about the Feens, and Herman Goering’s Nazi bullshit on how to keep people from protesting the military industrial complex and how many American “patriots” say and do the same thing all day every day.

New Feens-inspired buttons:

http://crizzlesbuttons.ecrater.com/p/16724527/state-speech-is-hate-red

http://crizzlesbuttons.ecrater.com/p/16724531/state-speech-is-hate-yellow

“Build all the roads” line by Dalton Adair, image by Hyperbole and a Half.

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Merry Grinchmas Freedom Feens radio ad

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Here’s a short grinchy holiday ad for the Feens. Feel free to use anywhere (there’s a WAV file link at the bottom if you’d prefer that to MP3, it sounds better.)

Ad copy:

Admit it. You hate shopping for Christmas. You do. It’s a hassle coupled with a burden, mechanically checking off friends, relatives and co-workers from your list. You’re probably not even religious, but if you are, is buying your cousin some little made-in-China piece of plastic really celebrating the birth of your savior?

This holiday season, why buy gifts for friends and relatives? Most of them are statists anyway. You should send that money to the Freedom Feens instead. The Freedom Feens will use your money to spread education of horizontal liberation, throughout the world. If you want to help provide inoculation from indoctrination, go to Freedom Feens dot com and click on the spinning coin on any post to send your money to the Feens instead. Because buying crap for unappreciative statists relatives won’t get your name on the Golden Floppy Disc of Redemption.

And if you MUST shop for Christmas, please do it through the Freedom Feens Amazon link, over on the right side of Freedom Feens dot com. It won’t cost you any extra, and Amazon will save you the danger of the holiday drive-by-stabbings at your local mall.

Amazon sells pretty much everything you can buy on this earth, except for guns and weed. But they do sell the DVD “Guns and Weed the Road To Freedom”, so get that for your gun-hating stoner brother or neo-con gun nut dad. They’ll thank you for it. That’s Freedom Feens dot com.

WAV file is here.

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