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Michael W. Dean on RJ Parker’s Roads to Liberty podcast

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MWD and RJ Parker talk about everything under the sun.

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“Goin’ Up the Hamster” – theme song for Liberty Migration to New Hampshire

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DJ and I were sitting around tonight discussing the book “Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon”, and the topic of the song “San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear a Flower in Your Hair)” came up. The book said the song probably caused hundreds of thousands of people to move to San Francisco in the 60s.

We decided Free State Project needed its own song like that. We revamped the Canned Heat song “Goin’ Up the Country” into a fun little ditty.

We did have one line that didn’t make it into the song. The line was “If you got no place to stay, you can sleep on Ian Freeman’s floor.” But we cut that before recording it, we figured Ian wouldn’t dig it. lol.

CREDITS:
Singing: DJ Dean
Guitar, Bass, drums and whistling: Michael W. Dean

LYRICS:
I’m goin’ up the Hampster
Baby, don’t you wanna go?
I’m going up the Hampster
Baby, don’t you wanna go?
I’m goin’ to some place
Where freedom lives today

I’m goin’, I’m goin’
Where the Bitcoin spends like cash

I’m goin’
Where the Bitcoin spends like cash
We can start a mining pool
Stay flush all the time

I’m gonna leave this tyranny
Got to get away
I’m gonna leave this tyranny
Got to get away
All these square ol’ laws
Man, you know I sure can’t stay

Now baby, pack your rifle
And we’ll hit the road today
Just exactly what we’ll do there I cannot say
But we might even secede the U.S.A.
Liberty’s a brand new game that I just wanna play

No use of still voting
For stealing and lying
The Free State’s our new home
Porc Fest all the time!

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Getting on the Golden Floppy Disc of Redemption – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Michael W. Dean and Randy England (a criminal defense attorney and former Missouri prosecutor) yack about what it takes to get on the Golden Floppy Disc of Redemption, and what it takes to stay out of jail while not harming anyone.

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The Joy of Sects – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Davi Barker and Michael W. Dean talk about culty entities like Faithism, Movementarianism, Sarah Doty’s neighborhood association board and the European Union. Also discussed are zombies, and gun laws in the Czech Republic.

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I don’t understand the question, can you restate it in the form of an answer? – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Davi Barker and Michael W. Dean are too busy talking to do talk radio, and let you listen. MWD phones it on the FeenPhone. FeenPhone is software that does not yet exist, but you can help make it happen: Indiegogo for FeenPhone – HQ free software for remote podcasting and radio: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hq-free-software-for-remote-podcasting-and-radio/x/5769470

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Put Down That Unlicensed Food! – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Derrick J Freeman and Lousander Feen show that Warrant Canaries and Titanium Meerkats can peacefully co-exist. They discuss the Dept. of Making Things Ungood committing acts of aggression against a Michigan Food Co-op and other farmers, an Urban Farming and Renewal Program that is showing success, a Jury Nullification Billboard Project and how to use the jury box to reclaim freedom.

http://thecompletepatient.com/article/2014/july/22/michigan-food-dump-meant-send-us-all-message

http://thecompletepatient.com/article/2014/july/25/all%E2%80%99s-well-ends-well-mdard%E2%80%99s-version-events-my-family-co-op

http://www.miufi.org/

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Funding/Project/000003/Jury-Nullification-Billboards-%28Phoenix-%26-LA%29/

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Unregulated Guns, Herbs and Food, oh my! – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Nikki Darling, Michael W. Dean and young yak farmer Nick Hazelton (who is getting high school credit for being on the Feens!) wonder why “small government” people are often not consistent in understanding “there’s no such thing as half-free.”

Also, an extended discussion of the TV show The Wire.

Also, how to better plan your life with The Dean One-Page Plan.

Photos of unlicensed food by Ike Feen.

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Freedom Yak, while the goons eavesdrop – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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….and hopefully the goons will learn something about how the world really works.

Garrett Fox, Michael W. Dean and self-schooled young yak farmer Nick Hazelton wonder why the government is taking food from children and pointing guns at peaceful Boy Scouts. Then they yack about finding liberty through hard work and self-determination.

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Torrent of Davi Barker’s Authoritarian Sociopathy (audio book)
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Free: Gun Training with the Non-Aggression Principle, Vol 1: Basic Handgun and Rifle with Jared Waltz

Get these nifty Shiny Badges!:

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Join Free State Project:

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The Feens read Scott Bieser’s Quantum Vibe to help envision LibPar into being:

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Free State Wyoming jamboree:
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We dig Brink of Freedom mag, and they TAKE Bitcoin:

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Survival Punk:

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Pee Pee Kitty! – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Lousander Feen, Dianna Keiler and Michael W. Dean talk about how “the Only Ones”, statheists and other sociopaths are ruining the world. Also: “The Others”, and how government is exactly like heroin, except heroin can actually alleviate chronic pain, whereas government always causes pain. Also: the beauty of human interaction and how getting along is human nature.

From the Freedom Feens Glossary:

Pee Pee Kitty = Going to the bathroom to pee while doing a live show. Comes from the French term for American coffee, “Pee Pee Kitty”, which means “cat pee.” A variation on our phrase “pee pee kitty” is “pod pee”, which is where Neema or Michael pee in a glass or beer bottle while casting so they don’t have to leave the conversation. The Feens also use the phrase “Walther Pee Pee Kitty” for the James Bond/Sterling Archer personal carry sidearm, the seven-shot .380 ACP Walther PPK to make fun of the fact that such “manly men” carry such tiny peashooter mouse guns for protection, and to make fun of tiny guns in general. Though the Feens also know that any gun is better than no gun, and anywhere that ultra-concealment is an issue for one reason or another, the PPK would be a fine carry pistol.

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Governments Are SO Square! – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Freedom Feens Chandler St. Pierre and Michael W. Dean explain why governments are SO damn square. Also, The Loudness War, hardware vs. software effects, “The Wire”, speaking in public vs. speaking on the radio, and MWD’s bunker of the mind.

 

Links: 25 Strangest Things Banned By Governments Around The World,

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/383334/welfare-cash-weed-colorado-jillian-kay-melchior

 

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