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  • “Goin’ Up the Hamster” – theme song for Liberty Migration to New Hampshire

    NewHamster

    DJ and I were sitting around tonight discussing the book “Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon”, and the topic of the song “San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear a Flower in Your Hair)” came up. The book said the song probably caused hundreds of thousands of people to move to San Francisco in the 60s.

    We decided Free State Project needed its own song like that. We revamped the Canned Heat song “Goin’ Up the Country” into a fun little ditty.

    We did have one line that didn’t make it into the song. The line was “If you got no place to stay, you can sleep on Ian Freeman’s floor.” But we cut that before recording it, we figured Ian wouldn’t dig it. lol.

    CREDITS:
    Singing: DJ Dean
    Guitar, Bass, drums and whistling: Michael W. Dean

    LYRICS:
    I’m goin’ up the Hampster
    Baby, don’t you wanna go?
    I’m going up the Hampster
    Baby, don’t you wanna go?
    I’m goin’ to some place
    Where freedom lives today

    I’m goin’, I’m goin’
    Where the Bitcoin spends like cash

    I’m goin’
    Where the Bitcoin spends like cash
    We can start a mining pool
    Stay flush all the time

    I’m gonna leave this tyranny
    Got to get away
    I’m gonna leave this tyranny
    Got to get away
    All these square ol’ laws
    Man, you know I sure can’t stay

    Now baby, pack your rifle
    And we’ll hit the road today
    Just exactly what we’ll do there I cannot say
    But we might even secede the U.S.A.
    Liberty’s a brand new game that I just wanna play

    No use of still voting
    For stealing and lying
    The Free State’s our new home
    Porc Fest all the time!

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  • THE JOYS OF EXPANDING THE GOVERNMENT, radio ad

    Short radio ad on the joys of growing the government. From the PAC (of sheep) Citizens Against Too Much Unfettered Freedom.

    Written by Michael W. Dean, Debra Jean Dean and Neema Vedadi. Voiced by Debra Jean Dean and Michael W. Dean. Produced and engineered by Michael W. Dean.

    Dedicated to Frank Luntz.

    From the Freedom Feens podcast.

    Covered by Creative Commons. Feel free to share, broadcast, link, etc. without asking permission.

    YouTube version of the same ad:

    CATMUF!

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  • NEW DRUG CURES INDEPENDENT THOUGHT

    Short comedy radio ad for fake drug COMPLYACIN that cures children of independent thought, creativity and talking about Ron Paul.

    Written by Neema Vedadi, Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean. Voices: Debra Jean Dean and Michael W. Dean. Engineered by Michael W. Dean. Music: “I Own Me” by Neema V., “Morning Mood” by Edvard Grieg.

    Covered by Creative Commons. Feel free to share, broadcast, link, etc. without asking permission.

    Get Complyacin T-shirts and merch here!

    Turn your cash into liberty!