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Step 11 in Statists Anonymous – Freedom Feens radio


Statists Anonymous Chip from Jim JesusBen Stone the Bad Quaker and Michael W. Dean  drop Part Eleven in their 36-part series, “Adopting and Adapting the 12 Steps, 12 Traditions and 12 Concepts of World Service of Alcoholics Anonymous to treating the disease of Statism, the disease of clinging to bad ideas, and the disease of clinging to bad people.”

Michael and Ben give their experience, strength and hope on Step Eleven: “Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.”

Read Twelve Steps and Twelve Traditions of AA free online. (This is a book that Ben says is as important to liberty as anything by Ludwig von Mises.)

Read A User’s Manual For The Human Experience by Michael W. Dean.

The Freedom Feens have no connection to Alcoholics Anonymous and are using the 12 Steps, 12 Traditions and 12 Concepts of AA in the open-source way that AA allows, as long as it is made clear there is no endorsement from AA.

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The Show with First-Ever Caller on FeenPhone – Freedom Feens radio archive


DontExposeEvilDavi Barker and Michael W. Dean struggle through being sick, and through technical difficulties, and still do an OK show.  Nathan the Ninja Squirrel helps out and in the process becomes the first-ever caller to a radio show using FeenPhone. Watson! Come here! I need you!

Topics include Walking Dead, the Ubuntu font family, how cool lights-out factories are, and why you should support

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Freedom Feens – live from the International Neckbeard Conference in Beastlick, Michigan


cinabonAlpha neckbeards Davi Barker, Michael W. Dean, Randy England esq. and Lousander Feen talk over FeenPhone about Better Call Saul, a nuisance of trolls who get trolled, and what baby cops are called.

The beta neckbeard creed: “I’m celibate like my father before me, and his father before him.” lol.

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no show tonight, here’s an oldie but a goodie:

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi celebrate Michael’s 47th birthday by podcasting! They talk about Rand Paul single handedly attempting to take down the Patriot Act to protect against national gun registration and more, how to get your girlfriend or wife to like guns, government-mandated black boxes for cars, inequities in concealed pistol licenses (map), Tasers: the modern day whip (and the video of Neema getting tazed), Glock grip compartment plugs, how Nanny Statism is just updated “the white man’s burden“, how the KKK were Democrats,  another line in the sand: USDA fines Missouri family $90k for selling a few rabbits without a license, being told by a cop “You look like Al Qaeda”, where you can carry a gun and where you can’t, smoking bans, Jim Goad’s The Redneck Manifesto, Boston T. Party’s Boston’s Gun Bible, Texas’ “drinking while brown” laws, and how SWAT raids are the new “perp walk.” Then we hear a Right Arm of Wyoming song written and sung by Michael Dean, “Single Crackling Blue Flash.” Lyrics here:

All my dreams
And all my schemes
any chance
to use my things,
all the moments with my wife
all the cats I’ve had in life
gone from me in an instant.

All my family
All my friends
All my data.

The skies will end
in an instant.

All my skills and
All my bills

Autumn trees crackle barren
stunning sunsets
stolen kisses
hits and misses
love and fame and

all my books and all my notes and
all the junk I ever wrote

Doesn’t matter, I carry on
I’m too alive not to,
Even after my heart stops beating.

Everything gone in a single crackling blue flash
It’s all gone
But I carry on
You’ll carry on
We’ll carry on.

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Derrick J. Digs Deep with Chandler – Freedom Feens radio


derrick J cat shirtDerrick J. and Chandler St. Pierre talk about their earliest memories and discuss all periods of their life. It’s a new Feens meme and will eventually be done with all hosts who are willing to do it.

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Magic Words to keep away the State – Freedom Feens radio



Randy England esq, Michael W. Dean and Jim Jesus discuss the lunacy of people who think that they can use magic words to stop tyranny. Also discussed is Young-Earth Creationism.

Also discussed is Better Call Saul.

Hosts connected via FeenPhone.

Jim Jesus and MWD came up with a good term for Sovereign Citizens: Attorney at lol.

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Is it a violation of the non-aggression principle to punch someone in the face for being a jerk, and does it matter? – Freedom Feens radio


CatHitsDogDavi Barker, Michael W. Dean and Dan Greene discuss the stupidity of “how many libertarians can dance on the head of a pin?” And why The Non-Aggression Principle is not statutory law, it’s customary law.

Also, Davi and Michael introduce the idea of selling libertarian indulgences, and they trademark and patent the idea on air. lolz.

Hosts talked over FeenPhone.

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An attorney’s opinion on “Better Call Saul”, part 5 and 6 – Freedom Feens radio


NoSmallTalkMichael W. Dean, Randy England esq. and Nick Hazelton discuss episodes 5 and 6 of Better Call Saul, then talk about Mennonites for a few minutes.

Also: The War on Drugs hasn’t worked. That’s why they’re so mean about it.

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Jars full of wee wee and liberty – Freedom Feens radio


she-weeMichael W. Dean and MK Lords talk about Frank Zappa, Negative Selection, the Peter Principle, Killology, drone operator PTSD, the poverty draft, and the feeling that you are outside your body.

Get Michael’s book “A User’s Manual For The Human Experience.”

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