Nikki Darling, Michael W. Dean and young yak farmer Nick Hazelton (who is getting high school credit for being on the Feens!) wonder why “small government” people are often not consistent in understanding “there’s no such thing as half-free.”
Also, an extended discussion of the TV show The Wire.
Also, how to better plan your life with The Dean One-Page Plan.
….and hopefully the goons will learn something about how the world really works.
Garrett Fox, Michael W. Dean and self-schooled young yak farmer Nick Hazelton wonder why the government is taking food from children and pointing guns at peaceful Boy Scouts. Then they yack about finding liberty through hard work and self-determination.
Lousander Feen, Dianna Keiler and Michael W. Dean talk about how “the Only Ones”, statheists and other sociopaths are ruining the world. Also: “The Others”, and how government is exactly like heroin, except heroin can actually alleviate chronic pain, whereas government always causes pain. Also: the beauty of human interaction and how getting along is human nature.
Pee Pee Kitty = Going to the bathroom to pee while doing a live show. Comes from the French term for American coffee, “Pee Pee Kitty”, which means “cat pee.” A variation on our phrase “pee pee kitty” is “pod pee”, which is where Neema or Michael pee in a glass or beer bottle while casting so they don’t have to leave the conversation. The Feens also use the phrase “Walther Pee Pee Kitty” for the James Bond/Sterling Archer personal carry sidearm, the seven-shot .380 ACP Walther PPK to make fun of the fact that such “manly men” carry such tiny peashooter mouse guns for protection, and to make fun of tiny guns in general. Though the Feens also know that any gun is better than no gun, and anywhere that ultra-concealment is an issue for one reason or another, the PPK would be a fine carry pistol.
Dianna Keiler and Michael W. Dean invent a new radio-safe cuss, “Oh, Footskin!” with the help of Christian Saucier. They also discuss what to do about family and friends who don’t like that you’re suddenly into liberty and freedom.
Michael W. Dean, Garrett Fox and Chandler St. Pierre discuss why we need less libertarian rock stars and more libertarian voices and how Michael Dean is going to make that happen. They they talk about libertarian central planning and why it’s OK on private property, why all cops want to arrest you no matter what, “will Porcfest be raided?” and what to do about it, cranky control-freak libertarian George Donnely’s brilliant and hilarious and excellent article “11 Reasons to Draft-Dodge the Libertarian Guerrilla Army“, why everyone should start their own podcast and their own Porcfest-type fest, and just how awesome Porcfest is.
Porcfest poster child Colby Keddington with Freedom Feens host Michael W. Dean
Michael W. Dean and Bad Quaker Ben Stone talk about how HUMANS Are the Charismatic Megafauna of Liberty. They also discuss libertarian / AnCap dog whistles, why marginalized people congregate, and liberty around the world. And on that note, the Feens take a call from Ako, a liberty lover in Africa.
They also put forth The Dean Effect: “Every libertarian loses his mind (or at least his internal filters) around 20,000 hardcore followers.”
Michael W. Dean, Chandler St. Pierre and Garrett Fox talk about the majesty of Porcfest, cat care tips, herding anarchists, Feens on satellite over Africa, and why statists love the Constitution so darned much.
Be sure to check out 15-year-0ld Feen fan Nick’s great new podcast, Anarcho-Yakitalism, here: http://an-yak.com/