You sir, are worse than Hitler! – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Freedom Master (Nikki Darling) and Michael W. Dean (the Iron Hamster) prove that all politicians resemble Hitler, it’s just a matter of degrees.

Michael Dean will be showing his films and speaking at Porcfest: the Porcupine Freedom Festival XI in New Hampshire, June 22-29, 2014. Ben Stone will be there too.

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Get the great inexpensive mic our co-hosts use

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Open source your liberty! Get the Incredibly Good (and affordable) Audio-Technica AT2005USB Cardioid Dynamic Mic.

It’s 50 bucks and sounds like a million bucks. It’s USB enabled, our co-hosts use this over FeenPhone. The Audio-Technica AT2005USB mic (GET IT HERE). Also you’ll need a foam windscreen with the mic. (Get those HERE). That and a pair of headphones and you can start your own podcast, and sound better when being a guest or a caller on a radio show. (Free Talk Live takes Skype calls.)

Do you have headphones? You’ll need headphones…Not open ear (which will leak/feedback audio into the mic), they must be closed ear. These ones are cheap and great.

You’ll NEED a mic stand. The included table tripod stand is OK in a pinch, but you want the mic off the table and closer to your mouth.

On the table the mic will pick up vibration and bumps, and having it about five inches from your mouth will give you much better sound. I recommend this mic stand for 15 dollars.

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You need a mic stand though to get it close to your mouth to get a good sounds. And you need headphones with a 1/8″ jack. Even ear buds. Don’t use computer speakers, they will feed back and give bad sound. You need to isolate your sound with headphones. 

If you want to get fancy, this scissor mount mic stand is about 30 dollars.

If you must use the included tripod table stand, fold a T-shirt up underneath is to dampen vibrations from reaching the mic.

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If you use the scissor mount mic stand:

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That “boing!” sound from your spring-loaded mic stand bothering you?  “Freedom Feens” co-host Michael W. Dean has a quick solution (see photo): “Wrap a scarf around the springs of a microphone scissor arm to prevent ‘boing!’ sounds from leaking into the mic when you move it.  Plus it looks totally rock ‘n’ roll, kind of 70s freeform FM music radio. And visual cues can inspire shifts in talk style.  An influence of 70s freeform FM music radio can be fun and useful in talk radio.”

Note on inexpensive mics: Don’t get the “Yeti” mic instead, it looks more “fancy” but doesn’t sound as good as the Audio-Technica AT2005USB. The Yeti also costs MORE, and is aimed more at people who go for looks more than good audio specs. I’ve owned a lot of cheap mics (and expensive mics), and the Audio-Technica AT2005USB is great. It’s also much smaller than the Yeti, so the AT2005USB is easier to travel with. The Yeti also picks up too much background noise.

–Michael W. Dean, Freedom Feen.

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The Iron Hamster meets The Aluminum-Titanium-Alloy Meerkat – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Lousander Feen is late for class so Michael W. Dean puts Lou into libertarian reeducation camp and makes him listen to TV commercials from the 70s and write an essay on how they lead to more statism today.

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What will you leave when you’re gone? – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Michael W. Dean and Dianna Keiler discuss the eternal questions…..

Also: Estonia offering e-resident ID cards.

Lyrics to SINGLE CRACKLING BLUE FLASH
By Michael W. Dean / Right Arm of Wyoming.

All my dreams
And all my schemes
any chance
to use my things,
all the moments with my wife
all the cats I’ve had in life
gone from me in an instant.

All my family
All my friends
All my data.

The skies will end
in an instant.

All my skills and
All my bills

Autumn trees crackle barren
stunning sunsets
stolen kisses
hits and misses
love and fame and

all my books and all my notes and
all the junk I ever wrote

Doesn’t matter, I carry on
I’m too alive not to,
Even after my heart stops beating.

Everything gone in a single crackling blue flash
It’s all gone
But I carry on
You’ll carry on
We’ll carry on.

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Episode 400 of the Freedom Feens!

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Michael W. Dean and Davi Barker get to turn over their PorcScouts Radio Badge (prototype shown at top) by laying down some awesome liberty radio, no show notes needed.

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Nailing our message to the door of the church of the State – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Modern-day Martin Luthers Michael W. Dean and Davi Barker get blessed by Thor, enjoy a diet of worms, and explain the Hero’s Journey.

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Hackers protect your freedom more than guns – Freedom Feens live radio archive

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Garrett Fox and gun guy Michael W. Dean spend Michael’s 50th birthday thanking some heroes for their service: Kevin Mitnick, Barrett BrownJulian Assange, PFC Chelsea Manning and all the unsung freedom fighters in the same boat.

The Feens also talk about grumpy old former has-been tired-ass octogenarian rock scumbag Gene Simmons.

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Michael Dean will be showing his films and speaking at Porcfest: the Porcupine Freedom Festival XI in New Hampshire, June 22-29, 2014. Ben Stone will be there too.

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The Feens read Scott Bieser’s Quantum Vibe to help envision LibPar into being:

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And remember: Freedom Feens Buttons are now ALWAYS on Sale – 10 for price of 5. NOW INCLUDES DATA DVD WITH COPY OF “GUNS AND WEED” MOVIE, AND 68 EPISODES OF THE FEENS!

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